Jessie_D_Wheelie ([info]jessiedwheelie) wrote,
@ 2006-11-15 12:09:00
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MOON TIME
Dear Mensus,

Please stop making my life a living hell.

K thnx.

JD

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[info]aleja
2006-11-15 07:35 pm UTC (link)
A to the men.

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[info]melly_gloworm
2006-11-15 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Ahhh little Jessica, but your moon cycles make you a woman!

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[info]jessiedwheelie
2006-11-16 05:21 am UTC (link)
this month I have forgone the ritual journy to the beautiful Palace of the Moon on the Misty Isle in favour of bitching about back cramps, a sweet breakout, and my body freaking out in general. YAAAAAAAAAAYY!

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[info]lustofapioneer
2006-11-16 07:10 am UTC (link)
And hearing women complain about their moon cycles mme a man! *ducks*

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[info]jessiedwheelie
2006-11-17 03:23 am UTC (link)
a man would die if he had one second of the harsh symptoms of PMS. The first time I got cramps, I was at a summer camp and they thought my appendix was about to burst.

Seriously. You would die.

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(Anonymous)
2006-11-17 05:07 am UTC (link)
Heh. There was a comedy riff on that...I forget who did it. But it was about how if guys menstruated, they'd be slinging the bloody tampax across the room at each other, loudly proclaiming and bragging about having the heaviest flow...

Then about how if men could get pregnant, there never, ever would have been even the slightest debate about abortion: there'd be automatic booths in malls for it by now.

So true...
-randy

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[info]lustofapioneer
2006-11-17 05:46 am UTC (link)
You know I'm teasing :P

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[info]jessiedwheelie
2006-11-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
yes, but when I have pms, EVERYONE SHOULD DIE

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[info]lustofapioneer
2006-11-17 08:08 am UTC (link)
Even me? :'(

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[info]jessiedwheelie
2006-11-17 04:17 pm UTC (link)
EVERYONE

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[info]lustofapioneer
2006-11-16 07:11 am UTC (link)
I originally read that as "Dear Mensa"


hehehe


"Dear Mensa

If you guys are so f*cking smart, WHY CAN'T YOUR CURE PMS?!?!"

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